hellllooo.
congrats on finding my website!

instead of helping us set up meetings with potential employers,
or being assigned a thesis project where we had to bring one of our scripts to life so we would have a valuable visual piece for our portfolio,
my senior capstone class consisted of making a pitch deck that no one would ever see, and creating a website which would have nothing but words (even though that’s what this is rn), making every hiring manager ever want to blow their brains out.
that is why this website exists.
we were also required to make business cards… because apparently you need to pay $4,775 to do that.

for a while, i was hopeful that my pos website with nothing but my resume and unprotected scripts would be the most valuable portfolio i’d have.

fast forward to like, right now,
and i have found a semi-better way to showcase my work and offerings:
my new, indie creative development studio & production company, Garden of Rae.
and when i say indie, i mean as independent as you can fuckn get.
it is me, myself, and i, baby.

unfortunately for me, i have a subscription to this domain until january 2027,
so i might as well make it as useful as i can.

thus, if you have come across this site,
firstly, i am so sorry.

if you are a potential client or employer,
you can view my works directly here.
the only thing not included in my portfolio is my personal social media,
so if you wish to view my short-form comedy videos or silly tweets,
click here.

if you know me irl or found me through the grapevine,
i also entreat you to come into the Garden.

to clarify, if we went to high school together, that does not count as knowing me irl.
please remain outside the Garden’s gates.
only a select few shark-alum are granted citizenship within the Garden.
the rest will remain outside indefinitely, where they are encouraged to reflect upon the crimes of being unnecessarily mean at sixteen (and in most cases, beyond).
thank you for respecting Garden policy.

that’s all, folks!
be nice to people and have a splendid day/night♡

Xo,
Amber